Here's a little quiz to reveal where you fall on the Internet stardom scale. Please answer truthfully and honestly. If you cheat, we will send your computer a virus and your dog a head cold:
1.The first American President to make a web-video was:
a. Barack Obama
b. George Washington
c. George Bush
d. George Jetson
2.Which of the following is NOT a good title for a webisode series?
a. Ask a Ninja
b. Ask a Gay Man
c. Ask a Chicano
d. Ask a Deaf Mute
3.You’ve just written a webisode script you think is Tee-rific, but you want to be sure. Who SHOULD you solicit feedback from?
a. Your court ordered therapist.
b. The gal at the unemployment office who paints her fingernails with Wite-Out.
c. Trusted friends and family members with a brain.
d. Darth Vader.
4. You are auditioning actors for your web-show, you should cast:
a. Your psycho ex from hell.
b. Your Grandfather, because he’ll work for bacon.
c. The best actor you can possibly find.
d. The hottie you met last night at the club.
5. True or False: Online video is just a passing phase that will disappear faster than cassette tapes, print newspapers, and the mullet.
6. Which of the following will help catapult you to Internet fame?
a. Taking hostages.
b. Quitting your job as Governor of Alaska and launching a blog.
c. Presenting compelling content in an interesting, unexpected, or unusual way.
d. All of the above, but please don’t take any hostages.
7. Pick the one item that you will NOT need to shoot a webisode:
a. Camera
b. Tripod
c. Light
d. 50 million dollars, some bullshit Hollywood star, and a studio executive that is no smarter than you are.
Answers:
1. A; 2. d; 3. c; 4. c; 5. False; 6. d; 7. d
How did you do? If you scored 3 or less, you must still be watching black and white television. But don’t worry. We’ll teach you everything you need to know to create Web videos that are more than just a hobby!